fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks

(via heliolisk)

chameleonfire:

getting called cute by someone cuter than you

image

(via jonasbrothers)

ruinedchildhood:

me as a teacher

(via terrakion)

snivellussnep:

epic-vines:

When you forget to plug your headphones in

Vine by: Cody Johns

I’VE WATCHED THIS 4 TIMES AND I LAUGH HARDER EVERY SINGLE TIME.

(via heliolisk)

monobeartheater:

rosieroodoodeloo:

rneerkat:

im pretty sure somebody hid the final paragraph of my essay on a shelf i cant reach, but i dont want to jump to conclusions

IS THIS REAL.

LETS ALL APPRECIATE FOR A MOMENT THAT THE UNIVERSE EVOLVED JUST RIGHT TO MAKE THIS PUN POSSIBLE

x

(via inthegreatpessimisticunknown)

ronaldreagay:

f is for friends who abandoned me after 8th grade

(Source: catholicschoolgay, via heliolisk)

raygirlramblings:

GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY PIZZA YOU LIMBLESS CRETIN
DO NOT MAKE ME GET THE SPRAY BOTTLE.

raygirlramblings:

GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY PIZZA YOU LIMBLESS CRETIN

DO NOT MAKE ME GET THE SPRAY BOTTLE.

(via skammunistparty)