capsher:

half-blood-precious:

Can we all take a moment to pray for Ironman’s suit in 1978 😂

dont you mean super dildo

capsher:

half-blood-precious:

Can we all take a moment to pray for Ironman’s suit in 1978 😂

dont you mean super dildo

(via curiouslypuzzling)

dodie-snk:

HE’S SO STUPID HE CAN’T SCRATCH HIMSELF WITHOUT FALLING DOWN THAT’S CUTE

(via paranoiagroovy)

lameborghini:

*lovingly calls u a lil shit*

(via the-bananaman)

mamaspookat:

h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s:

crestadair:

bioterrorist:

emubutt:

soupybeard:

Why I hate myself

image

Volume I

Pocket edition 

font size 7

Introduction 

to the first chapter

of the prologue

(via paranoiagroovy)

cosmo tip #457

expertcosmotips:

If a boy sends you a picture of his penis, send him a picture of a bigger penis.

(via thegreatpandini)

dgketo:

shaggyseestheworld:

hecklerandkoch:

Sometimes when my mums telling me off and I’ve had about enough of her shit I sit down and begin playing bach on the piano as loud as I possibly can

What a creative way to get bach at her

ha.

(via orangecatsandgiraffes)

ed-free-maggie:

If you’re battling an eating disorder right now, I just want to say,

you fight, warrior.
way to go.

this is probably the hardest thing you’ve ever had to do. You are beating an illness that tells you to do the opposite of what you need for survival. DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW AMAZING THAT IS? THAT’S LIKE GOING AGAINST A DISEASE THAT DOESN’T LET YOU BREATHE.

in short, you are one badass motherfucker.

that is all.

(via anthonyaaa)

burndontfreeze:

thefreelioness:

The NYPD tried to start a hashtag outpouring of positive memories with their police force. 

If this were ever a bad idea, it was probably the worst idea for arguably the most corrupt police force in America. 

via Vice:

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